I'll Beat You With a Sausage

Fresno news:
Man Attacks Other With Italian Sausage And Spices

A burglar in California thought he's spice things up over the weekend. In Fresno, police say a 22-year-old guy broke into a home while several men were sleeping inside.

The burglar allegedly grabbed some seasoning from the kitchen and threw it in the face of one of the men as he woke up. Then, the guy grabbed an Italian sausage and used it to slap several people in the face.

A dog then ate the sausage as the burglar ran off in his t-shirt and underwear.
Police caught him.